Golden Globes 2012:
→ the Cast of Glee on | twitter.
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Easily the best part of Monday’s episode. To flex our TV-buff skills, we tried to see how many of the farewell one-liners we could place. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your priorities), we named all but two. Before scrolling down to see the complete list, flex your skills and see how many you can name.
Complete list (in order): (asterisks on the ones we didn’t get)
- Weakest Link - “You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”
- Survivor - “The tribe has spoken.”
- Top Chef - “Please pack your knives and go.”
- Work of Art - “Your work of art didn’t work for us.”
- Flavor of Love - “Your time’s up!”
- Beauty and the Geek - “I have to ask you to leave the mansion.”
- Joe Millionaire - “You must leave the chateau.” *
- Rock of Love Bus - “Your tour ends here.”
- Chopped - “You’ve been chopped.”
- Big Brother - “You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house.”
- Top Chef Just Desserts - “Your dessert just didn’t measure up.”
- RuPaul’s Drag Race - “Sashay away.”
- Hell’s Kitchen - “Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen.”
- The Bachelor - “I’m sorry, you did not get a rose.”
- The Amazing Race - “You have been eliminated from the race.” *
- America’s Next Top Model - “You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.”
- The Apprentice - “You’re fired.”
- Project Runway - “Auf Wiedersehen.”
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That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like…
Wha…what’s sex? Who even does that?
ALWAYS.
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Celebrity Homes WOW!
Vanessa Hudgens
Kesha
Demi Lovato
Miley Cyrus
Lady Gaga
Avril Lavigne
Selena Gomez
Katy Perry
Rihanna
Taylor Swift
Justin Bieber
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When people ask me not to look, I’m like:
When people ask me to do something, I’m like:
When people tell me I need to be quiet, I’m like:
When people try to give me advice, I’m like:
ME LIKEY! :D
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Waiting for something to happen:
You’re so excited like:
It doesn’t happen so everyone looks at you like:
But it never happens so you’re like:
Can we just appreciate his eyes, ok?
Life ruiner.
Daymn *Sigh*
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When I hear someone say ‘Adam Lambert’
LOOL SO MUCH TRUTH.
or Glee. or Darren Criss.
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I’m amazed when I see these little 8 year old pricks with iphones. You know what I had when I was 8?
I know, right. My four year old nephew has a laptop. Last week he pulled half of the keys off of it. I was like -shrug- That’s what you get for giving a laptop to a fucking four year old. I don’t know why your spanking him, you’re the one who should be slapped for giving it to him.
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